(This is a report, back by popular demand)
“Alice: “Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?”
The Cheshire Cat: “That depends a good deal on where you want to get to.”
Alice: “I don’t much care where.”
The Cheshire Cat: “Then it doesn’t matter which way you go.”
News: The Federal reserve today said they were not going to raise interest rates as much as the market anticipated. Interest rates went up on the news.
“But I don’t want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can’t help that,” said the Cat: “we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”
“Am I mad,” Alice asked.
“You must be,” said the Cat, “or you wouldn’t have come here.”
News: Robert Mueller determined this week that Russian oligarchs rigged the election against Hillary Clinton, 4 years after the operation was reported in several European newspapers in Poland, England and RUSSIA.
“Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!” The Queen of Hearts
News: In 2001, there were anthrax attacks against several media and political figures. 7 years later and after blaming Saddam Hussein, the Russians and spending three years trying to pin the crime on an innocent doctor working with poor people in Africa, the FBI finally concluded that the source was the very same lab that was asked to test the anthrax to determine the source in the first place.
“Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.”– The Cheshire Cat