1) Stop mowing your lawn.

Mowing your lawn makes your house look superior. In fact, don’t paint your house or clean your gutters. Take all the junk food wrappers, plastic and pizza boxes you use and throw them on your lawn.


2) Encourage your kids not to study for exams.

Studying raises a child’s SAT and makes them appear superior. Teach them to disrespect authority, kneel for the pledge of allegiance and smoke pot.


3) Stop working.

Working makes you appear superior. If you must work, as soon as you get a paycheck, call in sick the next three days.


4) Get a psychology degree.

Take out a huge loan and use it to get a degree in either psychology or human sexuality from a poorly rated community college. Spend most of the money on drugs, booze and spring breaks to Aruba. Then, claim you’re an expert on climate science, biology and economics on your blog.


5) Stop going to church.

Churches breed superiority worldwide. People who regularly attend church are happier, healthier, have more sex and make more money, making them appear superior.







Imagine the debate between Trump and Biden.


Biden: Tariffs are going to increase costs to American consumers.


Trump: A tariff is nothing other than a sales tax. If sales taxes are so destructive, why are they so high in New York?


End of debate.


This is why Schumer has come out in support of Trump’s tariffs. It’s not like Schumer has seen Jesus, it’s that Trump has … well, Trumped him. Tariffs tax imports and not domestic production. If Trump wanted to, he could replace income taxes with taxes on oil and gas, imports and the use of the US dollar in overseas trade.


If Trump took this stance, and promised to eliminate tax returns, he’d win 50 states.


The Democrats are in a position of extreme weakness. They all want tax increases, but the US is already running a $1 trillion deficit. A tax increase is not going to solve the problem as any new taxes would simply be eaten up by the deficit. Also, their obsession with white hate and flooding the country with Somalians is causing them to lose BLACK votes.


The left has portrayed the President as a dictator, but they seem to forget that the ability to make fast decisions when the country is in peril is the reason the founders didn’t want a democracy. None of Europe’s democracies are currently functioning. IN times of strife, the people want a strong leader.


And the Democrats are “celebrating” Peter Buttigieg and Beto. Seriously, you can’t make this shit up.







Of course, in the media, this “issue” is taken to the tenth level of stupid.


In the 70’s, Congress issued a series of tax deductions to spur investment. Tax rates were so high that only an idiot would risk money investing.  Trump did what every investor did then. He invested in tax shelters.


This is what Whitewater was. A shelter. But with Hillary it was different. She took paper losses, then convinced her banker buddy Jim McDougal to allow her to put the debt that she and her husband had personally guaranteed in a shell corporation and allow the corporation to file bankruptcy. The bank eventually went under and taxpayers paid for Hillary’s losses.


This was the heart of the S&L crisis, buried politically by Bush.


There’s no evidence Trump broke any of the laws Hillary broke, but Hillary is special. She can invent her own laws.


For the record, tax shelters were THE investment choice in the 70’s and early 80’s. Ronald Reagan eventually eliminated them, but it took a decade for the damage to be undone.


In the mean time, the media has learned that there’s no money in intelligent, honest journalism. Stupid sells. 






I can’t believe this guy is falling for it.


Joseph Biden was born in 1942, DURING THE ROOSEVELT ADMINISTRATION. He’s from an extremely small state. He’s never been popular and, although I don’t really think he’d be that bad a President, it’s highly unlikely he’d be a good one.


For all his years in Washington, Biden has surprisingly few accomplishments. As a senator, his plan for the partition of Iraq sounded great, until people realized that nobody in Iraq would agree to it. Having voted to put troops in Iraq, he then voted against stabilizing the country. In other words, he makes safe political bets without giving a shit about the results.


Biden is weird.


He’s six-feet tall but because of his penchant for fondling people, her appears a lot taller. Touching a person’s head in many cultures is considered an insult, but not in Biden’s, given his relish for petting, grabbing, holding and stroking the faces of pretty much everyone within reach. Touching the face is a form of dominance, since by holding someone’s head, you can control what they look at and therefore, what they focus on.


I used to have a friend that was “touchy” with kids. He wasn’t a paedo, but, as I said, it’s weird.


Biden has three things that will probably cost him the democratic nomination.


First and foremost, his breathtakingly corrupt Ukraine decision. He forced the resignation of a Ukrainian prosecutor who was investigating a corrupt natural gas deal that was funneling money to Biden’s son. Then, he bragged about doing it in front of cameras at a live event given by BANKERS! Think, “I’m with stupid.” tee shirts and you get the gist of it.


Second, the Obama health care policy was, as even the neophyte son of Trump said, “A complete disaster.” Few pieces of US legislation were ever as badly crafted as the Affordable Care Act. It destroyed the health care plans for millions of Americans within months of being enacted.


Finally, the liberals will never accept him. Although my guess is that democrat party will toss a few dollars to Sanders, a pathetically stupid demagogue, and buy him off like they did last time, Biden will not carry the Sanders voter. He will also not carry Blacks or Hispanics. He most certainly won’t carry the Jews.


Biden would be forced to nominate a woman or a black person, relegating women and minorities to, as usual, second class status. It’s hard to imagine this being a vote getter.


The Democrats have long abandoned their bread and butter voters, Catholics, in favor of lunatics, screamers, pathological liars and weirdo’s in pink hats. As Bill Maher said, “our side are the educated ones.”



Good luck with that one, Bill.





In 2020, Biden will be 78, six years past normal life expectancy and 22 years older than Barack Obama when he LEFT OFFICE. People will be talking about dementia the first time he makes a gaffe. SNL will call the White House a nursing home.


My guess is that Biden would draw support from 3/4ths of the democrats, very few blacks, a few women and 100% of the comedians. In this race, Trump would take 40 states.