1) It will help relieve the pain of thinking about your college loans.
2) It’s the only known drug your parents and grandparents aren’t currently taking.
3) The big TAX CUT. You’ll no longer have to pay exorbitant taxes on beer, cigarettes and Tequila.
4) You can become a farmer. (Even a guy with a Psychology degree can grow weeds.)
5) It’s the perfect gift for the guy who has everything.
6) Political debates, talk shows and basketball games will start to make sense
7) You’ll no longer have that guilt feeling for going off your diet.
8) You’ll no longer have that guilt feeling after having sex with a guy you just met in the parking lot at a Springsteen concert.
9) It’ll be easier to pick up girls in the parking lot at a Springsteen concert.
10) And finally!! It doesn’t matter anyway, because everybody already smokes pot!!